Celebrity Sponsored Ads: Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA + Liquid Death
Celebrity Sponsored Ads: INFINITELY RECYCLABLE OZZY - Ozzy Osbourne is 1 of 1. “But we’re selling his actual DNA so you can recycle him forever.'“
Objective:
”Yes, we really got the Prince of Darkness to drink from 10 cans of our low-calorie Iced Tea. And yes, he actually crushed each can himself. In the process, he left behind trace DNA from his saliva that you can now own. He even hand-signed each packaging label. Now, when technology and federal law permits, you’ll be able to replicate Ozzy Osbourne and enjoy him for hundreds of years into the future. Only 10 available to buy. *DNA integrity and cloning results not guaranteed.”
The capsule featured just ten cans, each one crushed, signed, and, yes, pre-sipped by Osbourne himself.
In a deadpan promo, he quips, “Clone me, you bastards,” while the fine print winks that results may vary.
$450 for one can
100% PET lab-sealed specimen jar
9.90" tall x 3.94" wide, 60oz / 1780ml capacity
Includes one can drunk and crushed by Ozzy Osbourne
Label hand-signed by Ozzy Osbourne
Sample collected on 20-MAY-2025
Individually numbered and signed
Extremely limited to 10 total samples for purchase
Each unique, appearance will vary
Final sale, no returns
Why it works:
1. Would you pay $450 a pop? What if you were a die-hard Ozzy-fan? Then would you? Ok, maybe not in 2025, but it is a fun part of metal-nostalgia by of the icons of music. People have paid more for less.
2. It’s sold out - because of course it is. What’s going on with celebrities selling out their actual bathwater and DNA. Where is is heading? Don’t ask.
3. Now you too can own a part of your favorite celebrity, yes, creepy but people love it. Selling yourself is taking a weird turn with huge payouts. Time will tell if this will continue or be a weird fad.
Images
Liquid Death cans containing Ozzy Osbourne's DNA. Liquid Death/Youtube
